"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt." - Charles Schulz "A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes into it." - Unknown.Marriage is the eye-opener." - Pauline Thomason It is also remembering to take out the trash." - Dr. "Marriage is not just spiritual communion.It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love." - Dr. "We are all a little weird, and life is a little weird."The secret to a good marriage is to be a little deaf." - Ruth Bader Ginsburg."May your household multiply, and may your hearts never be divided."."May the most you wish for be the least you get.".I actually like both of you-do you have any idea how rare that is?" "Now, let’s raise our glasses to the happy couple."Never laugh at your spouse’s choices.
FUNNY WORDS OF WISDOM THAT START WITH D SOFTWARE
"Saying 'I do' at your wedding is like clicking the 'I accept' box any time a new piece of software on your computer or phone asks you to read its terms and conditions: You do it despite having no idea what will come next."As Bill and Ted once said: 'Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.'".I am, of course, talking about the doughnut wall." "We are gathered here today to honor something so truly magical, so truly unique and wonderful, that it simply had to be celebrated.But if you must lie, lie with each other. "May you both live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.".Duct tape keeps things from moving when they shouldn’t, and WD40 gets things moving when they’re stuck." "Remember: In life, there are only two tools anyone really needs in their toolbox-duct tape and WD40."May all of your ups and downs be only in the bedroom."."Let’s raise our glasses to the two secrets of a long-lasting marriage: a good sense of humor, and a short memory."."Here's to you and here's to me, I hope we never disagree, But if, perchance, we ever do, Then here's to me, and to hell with you."."May your children be blessed with rich parents."."What do late nights, wild parties, and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those things from now on.
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